Five Ways To Fix Your Wifi For Good

These officially official ways will super help and always work we promise.

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    So your internet is broken. Never fear. The first thing you should do, is yell at your computer. It resets your laptops emotion chip, so it understands that you need more wifi.

    Don't be mean, but raise your voice. Let it know you're still in charge.

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    If that doesn't work then raise your voice a little. Don't take sass from your technology.

    Go for it this time. If this doesn't work we're going to have to ramp it up even further.

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    Still not working? You're not yelling loud enough.

    This time maybe say please also.

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    Now it's time to get technical. It's not your fault. You've got to do it.

    Keep doing this until something happens.

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    Don't stop plugging and re-plugging for any reason.

    Really work your forearm muscle.

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    Now it's time to pull out the big guns. It's time for-The Paperclip.

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    Ignore any imagery that may pop into your head whilst your doing this. You're an adult.

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    Outside is not for you. Outside is for LOSERS AND QUITTERS. YOU ARE NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

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    Only when all hope is lost can you finally, FINALLY, call Verizon. It's time to admit defeat.

    Hold back your salty tears. Do not let them see you cry. Do not give them the satisfaction.

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