Five Things We Learned From The Vanderpump Rules Premiere
Did you miss any of these great moments from the first episode of Vanderpump Rules?
Jax got a new nose ... again
Not content with switching girlfriends every lunar cycle, Jax has taken to having invasive plastic surgery whenever the feeling strikes. Maybe it'll be third time lucky with Jax's new nose. Who knows? It could land him a long-term relationship. We're not holding our breath ...
Lisa sat down the SUR staff to reprimand them for a downturn in service. Tom in particular came under fire for his lack of commitment to his shifts. He tried to defend himself, but Lisa was having none of it. Do not mess with an angry Vanderpump. This is what we in the UK would refer to as a 'bollocking'.
Ken doesn't like Tom's attitude
Later in the episode, at Scheana's 30th birthday party, Ken gave Tom a little talking to about the way the SUR bartender spoke to his wife. Ken may be a man in his 70s, but after seeing the way we dealt with Tom, he is definitely not to be messed with.
Kristen likes showing up to events she isn't invited to.
Last season Kristen burned her bridges with most of the group and it didn't look like anyone wanted to be around her. Kristen's tactic for getting back on everyone's good side seems to be to invite herself to every event in the hope that her former friends will eventually tire of hating her and just give in. It doesn't appear to be working so far.
It's going to be one crazy season
Jax gets arrested? There's a new girl? James is going off the deep end? STASSI IS BACK?! We can't decide what we're looking forward to the most!
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