20 Things That Happen To You When You Go On A Diet
You put your fitbit WHERE?!
You Get This Look When You Tell People You Lost 5 Pounds
What do you mean "where did I lose it?" The scale only gives a number, not a location. Stop looking at my butt like that. Stop it!
You'll Go Slightly Overboard On Your First Cheat Day
It's not the first plate of double-cheese pizza bites, or even the second. It's the third plate and the pie shake you washed it down with. Pie. Shake. It's called Cheat Day, not Kill Yourself With Carbs Day.
Your Have No Idea What To Bring For Lunch
Diets are all about recipes, recipes, recipes. But what do you throw in your brown bag after your alarm doesn't go off because you were too busy checking your diet app to set it? Looks like it's rice cakes and fat free mayo...again.
You Get A Little Better At Packing Your Lunch
You Step Into A Gym And Everyone Stares At You
How can they tell that you're a noob? Is it that your workout clothes are from 1997? So what? Leg warmers are totally back in style. Wait...why does that guy in the corner have a CAMERA?!
Everyone Is Suddenly Very Interested In What You're Eating
Say "are you sure you can you have that?" one more time. I dare you. I double dog dare you!
You Start To Actually Enjoy Diet Food
Diet food can still have flavor! Smoothies are nearly identical to milkshakes. And why did nobody tell you that salads tasted good...even without ranch dressing? It's like people were purposefully keeping this information from you.
You Look Forward To Mealtimes In A Way You Never Did Before
Maybe it's because you've gotten really good at making smoothies, or maybe it's because you've allowed yourself to become actually hungry. Either way, you start looking forward to lunch right after breakfast.
Even If Sometimes You Do Feel Like A Rabbit
If you slice open your veins, you're pretty sure you'll bleed leafy greens.
Your Cheat Day Arrives Just In Time
And this time, you manage to eat a normal, human sized portion. And then just one more human-sized portion because humans love second helpings.
You Kill It At The Gym
Maybe you don't always kill it, but you stop caring if anyone else is looking at you. Nothing to see here. You're just working out and giving absolutely zero f@#ks
You Get Even Better At Packing Lunches
Just a few days of eating rice cakes will make anyone smarten up and start stocking a few healthy staples.
You Find Your Preferred Form Of Exercise
And it's like you've found your true self! Wheeeeeeeee!
You Have A Few Good Weigh-In Days
Two more pounds down? Victory dance!
And Not-So Good Days
Up a pound? A whole pound? Of what? Leafy green blood?!
Your Expensive Fitness Trackers Will Go Through The Wash
And won't make it out.
People You Haven't Seen In A Long Time Will Be Shocked
And you won't know whether to be flattered or insulted.
You Get Very, Very Good At Packing A Lunch
Practice makes perfect. You'll never go back to rice cakes and mayo again.
You Have To Go To The Back Of Your Closet For Your Skinny Clothes
Some of them haven't been in style in a few decades, but who cares? They fit!
You Change For The Better
You know that no matter what the scale says, you've made some positive changes that will last a lifetime. That deserves one heck of a victory dance!
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