19 Times We All Wanted To Punch Katniss Everdeen In The Face
One of this generation's great movie heroes actually... kinda sucks
When she yelled at Peeta for liking her
Yeah so... basically acting the way all teenage boys act?
When she sucked at listening to wise advice
She was so close to dying... and we were so close to being spared from one good sequal and two terrible ones.
When she was not thinking at all about the future
Literally no idea how this girl won two Murder Superbowls
When she pretended to love Peeta on national TV...
Hey - anything for higher ratings, right?
... While making Gale take care of her family...
Okay well yeah she loves her family. Understandable.
... And then leading Gale on...
I mean I guess he was her first love, right?
... While marrying Peeta...
Wait - WHAT?!?!
... and pretending to be pregnant with Peeta's child?!?!
?!?!?!?! We feel you, weird Capitol Lady-Gaga-wannabe. This IS shocking and she IS horrible!
When she made Haymitch promise to risk his life in the Games to save Peeta
Because without Peeta we wouln't have... uhh... bread? Cake decorations? Shit I got nothing.
When she completely did not understand her own significance as the symbol of a once-in-a-lifetime rebellion
And then flipped a shit at everyone for very reasonably saving her over Peeta
"Screw you for saving me! How dare you!"
And then when she made us sit through the yawnfest that is the third movie
Featuring: Minimal plot development, almost nothing of interest, and worldwide confusion over the meaning of the word "trilogy."This wasn't actually Katniss' fault but it kinda feels like she's to blame here. Maybe because of the time...
When she sucked at making propaganda
A for effort, I guess?
When she shamelessly promoted a song into top 40 charts worldwide
I mean this movie did nothing to promote J-Law's career so props for at least taking things into her own hands
When she got herself SHOT
"Katniss please be smart and stay safe" - Literally everyone who has ever appeared in these movies
And then when she immediately snuck into a warzone against orders and got every fringe character murdered
In case you're wondering what the hell that last blurry frame is, its the tragic death of a character more tragically deprived of adequate character development
NOT TO MENTION - THE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY DEATH OF HANDS-DOWN THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES
R.I.P. Finnick - you will be missed
When she realized that none of her actions in the last movie had any effect on the plot and so she shot the President to make her mark
And just generally being the worst
Yeah we know, Katniss. Good riddance.
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