16 Real NYC Struggles As Told By Broad City
When you find yourself *actually* running through the 6 with your woes.
When you first arrive, and you’re ECSTATIC.
YOU'RE IN NEW YORK CITY BABY.
Until you start apartment hunting, that is.
"Is that blood?"
Where’s the bathroom, you ask?
Oh, it doesn't exist.
When you find yourself actually running through the 6 with your woes.
Nothing to see here.
Except for that time when all public transportation fails you.
Time to get creative.
When you start doing absurd things to get out of conversations with people.
Extreme exit strategies necessary.
When your headspace is in a permanent state of FOMO.
Enter the never ending hunt for the best party in New York.
When you start doing ridiculous things for money.
We've all been in that drum circle.
And you don’t understand half of your street interactions.
When you’ve finally found a place, and you get some uninvited roommates.
The Pizza Rat... it cometh.
When you’ve ended a day like this.
Or maybe five days of every week.
And then you find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time.
You start resorting to pep talks.
Like, any day now.
Then, one day, you just can’t even do it anymore.
The original Netflix and chill.
After a while, you return to reality.
The light. IT BURNS.
But at the end of the day, you know you've totally got this.
It's all good.
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