14 New Year's Resolutions All Brits Should Make

Do you say your pleased with a haircut despite the inner sadness it's causing you? Do you utter sorry more than 10 times a day? These resolutions were written for you....

  1. 1

    I will tell jokes confidently and not just drift off/mumble/chuckle to myself, and walk away.

  2. 2

    I will swear less.

  3. 3

    I will stop apologising when complaining.

  4. 4

    I will stop apologising during perfectly routine human situations where nothing is anyone’s fault.

  5. 5

    I will stop saying 'it's fine' and ask for the haircut I actually want

    This also applies to the sandwich you actually ordered, the drink they forgot to bring over, and the days off you requested.

  6. 6

    Seriously though - I will try not to be so polite.

  7. 7

    I will drink less...

  8. 8

    ...and will spend my time learning to bake a cake like Mary Berry instead.

    Cake, the best tea accompaniment.

  9. 9

    I will cut back on my sarcasm.

  10. 10

    I will learn to stop filling awkward silences with remarks on the weather...

  11. 11

    ...or just anything that pops into my head

  12. 12

    I will stop trying to hide/run away every time I spot an acquaintance.

    (This also applies to coworkers, childhood friends, and the window cleaner)

  13. 13

    I will be less judgmental...

  14. 14

    ...and I will enjoy 2016.

    Well, I won't moan so much. Maybe.

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