14 New Year's Resolutions All Brits Should Make
Do you say your pleased with a haircut despite the inner sadness it's causing you? Do you utter sorry more than 10 times a day? These resolutions were written for you....
I will tell jokes confidently and not just drift off/mumble/chuckle to myself, and walk away.
I will swear less.
I will stop apologising when complaining.
I will stop apologising during perfectly routine human situations where nothing is anyone’s fault.
I will stop saying 'it's fine' and ask for the haircut I actually want
This also applies to the sandwich you actually ordered, the drink they forgot to bring over, and the days off you requested.
Seriously though - I will try not to be so polite.
I will drink less...
...and will spend my time learning to bake a cake like Mary Berry instead.
Cake, the best tea accompaniment.
I will cut back on my sarcasm.
I will learn to stop filling awkward silences with remarks on the weather...
...or just anything that pops into my head
I will stop trying to hide/run away every time I spot an acquaintance.
(This also applies to coworkers, childhood friends, and the window cleaner)
I will be less judgmental...
...and I will enjoy 2016.
Well, I won't moan so much. Maybe.
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