11 Christmas Jokes

HO HO HO!

  1. 1

    Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

    Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

  2. 2

    How did Scrooge win the football game?

    The ghost of Christmas passed!

  3. 3

    Why is Santa so jolly?

    Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

  4. 4

    What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

    A lost clause.

  5. 5

    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

    Claustrophobic.

  6. 6

    Where does santa keep his money?

    A snow bank.

  7. 7

    What cars do elfs drive?

    A toy yota.

  8. 8

    How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"? Olive ? Yeah, you know,

    "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”

  9. 9

    Who gives presents and bites people?

    Santa Jaws

  10. 10

    Why does Santa have three gardens?

    So he can 'ho ho ho'!

  11. 11

    What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

    A Christmas Quacker!

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