10 Signs You're Ready For Halloween!
Regardless of where you'll be on Halloween, be sure to follow this list so all your spooky shenanigans are in order!
You have an actual costume that is either scary or hilarious
Wearing jeans and going as “your friend” doesn’t count!
You have a hearty supply of delicious candy to give out
Save the apples for the Farmer’s Market!
You have a scary movie on deck in case your plans are rained out
Or a comedy if you’re a scaredy-cat!
You’re well-rested and prepared to stay awake all night
Trust us, you’ll need your energy.
You have a playlist of Halloween classics to start the evening right
If “Monster Mash” isn’t on there, that’s blasphemy!
You have comfortable shoes to wear
Whether you’re bar-hopping or gathering candy, don’t skip this step!
You’re willing to say, “Trick or Treat” when people open the door
It doesn’t matter if you’re a dark, brooding teenager... simply saying, “What’s up?” is never acceptable!
You have a roster of responsible friends to count on
Or if you’re flying solo, you’re responsible yourself!
If you plan on drinking, you know your limits
If you're too intoxicated, you'll toilet-paper your own house!
You have a sufficiently large bag on hand
To grab candy, or more alcohol to keep the party going!
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