10 Reasons Why Weed Is Actually The Best Valentine You've Ever Had
Don't tell me I don't know what true love is.
Every time you swipe right, it works out.
We live in a dating age of unlimited choices which can be overwhelming. But when it comes to weed, your preferences can be exactly met. Are you looking for a high-energy sativa blend? Or maybe a platinum hybrid? It's all there waiting for you. What a time to be alive, my fellow stoners. What a time to be alive.
You always have a good time together.
No matter what you decide to do: Stay in. Go out. Smoke it. Eat it. Can you really think of a moment when you didn't enjoy your time together?
No need to worry about your boo taking all the good ones out of the chocolate box (that he or she gave you as a gift), then pretending to be the bigger person because it's just candy. Um, candy is what the whole day is about, right?
You always score at the end of the night.
Go ahead—high five yourself and lay a big wet one on your bong, because tonight you're guaranteed a euphoric feeling of happiness (WITHOUT having to return the favor).
Your happiness comes first.
Relationships are about give and take. But in this relationship, the bud is all about YOU! No judgement on your decision to not trade up your pjs for sexy lingerie. No passive aggressive texts about forgetting to call in advance for reservations. Your weed just wants you to be happy. And it always succeeds.
No mixed signals.
"Do they like me as much as I like them?" "Do we get each a gift even though we haven't known each other very long?" "Are we even going to acknowledge the waiter's comment about how cute our hypothetical children would look?"Dating is confusing enough. Skip the hard decisions and stick with the one who gives us consistent love all year around.
Can you think of a better bouquet of flowers?
I think not. I mean even the sexiest stoner princess on Earth, RiRi agrees. Throwback to Valentine 2013 when she shared this Valentine gift on her social media.
You don't have to be exclusive.
Maybe you don't want to spend the night with just ONE of your baes. Whether it's just you and the bud, or you, your friends AND the bud. There's no jealousy or tension. Just a shit ton of laughs all around. And candy, can't forget the candy.
Even when you break it down, weed still lifts you up.
Sometimes we fuck up, and we treat the people we love the most like shit. But weed loves you, regardless. Burn it, grind it and tear it apart. It's still going to put you on Cloud 9.
While everyone else is freaking out about reservations and unrealistic expectations, your biggest challenge of the night is going to be not forgetting where you last put your lighter*.*Reminder: Your hand is probably the best first place to look. #stonerprobs
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